What are some common replies by programmers when their code doesn't work?

Here are some :-

1. It works on my machine.
2. Somebody must have changed my code.
3. That's weird...
4. It worked yesterday.
5. How is that possible?
6. Did you check for a virus on your system?
7. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?
8. It must be a hardware problem.
9. It's just some unlucky coincidence.
10. There has to be something funky in your data.